what the hell?!

i go on vacation to my grammy's house for 10 days and come home to this bullshit?!

why didn't anyone ask me about this? now all my shade is gone. i'm going to boil outside when auntie B leaves me outside all day on the weekends. not to mention the family of squirrels that are now homeless..

im going on vacation!!!

im on the way to cape cod with auntie b and her friends... ive never been to the cape before... im excited to see M&JBP... hopefully ill be able to get my swim on in the ocean.

i'm nine years old.

today was my birthday.. i spent it mostly outdoors, talking to the neighbors. it was a peaceful sunday.

keeps me warm, and my paws free.

auntie B finally gave me the gift she got a few weeks ago from my mommy, and it couldn't have come at a better time. the weather here today is damned cold.

but... with my new snuggie, i can stay warm, and keep my paws free to blog. it's a win all around.

haircut.

im at petsmart right now getting my hairdid. i hate it here.. auntie B keeps telling people i am a shaggy mess. i'm going to look naked when they are done i just know it.

i just hope they dont give me a brazzilian like they gave linny.

really?!

i just had a nice visit with grammy and grampy, or at least i *thought* i did.. i over heard grammy telling auntie B that i broke their rusty old railing. pshaw! i don't know who would believe that a 6.5 pound dog could "break" a railing off a porch. come on now. that's a tall tail if i've ever heard one. grammy's nose is growing.

run, run, runaway.

this evening i took advantage of auntie Bs trust, and when she let me off me run to go in the house i took off across and up the street. auntie B followed me for about a block, then when she gave up i decided to come back. i just wanted to taunt my neighbors who are not smart enough to escape.