Monday, December 28, 2009

christmas 2009

my gift to grammy and grampy was well received, and they were very surprised.. i couldn't watch another show on that green television in grammys room... so i waited for an lcd to come up on the woot and bought them a 32" HD flat screen. they update their electronics about once a decade, so they should get my money's worth out of this one....

Sunday, December 6, 2009

finally. a day at the office

last week Auntie B finally let me out of the house.. we went to work at her work.. i was the belle of the ball. i really digged having a desk and answering the phone.

i'm going to work on my resume. i like going to work.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009


i heard through the grapevine that my sister linus (i know.. who names a girl linus?!) was feeling under the weather. i just wanted to tell her to walk it off... ya can't let it keep you down. life's to short doll.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

i got out just in time.

auntie B brought home this picture of my sister.. thank god i got out of that crazy house. look what mom did to linny... she calls that a 'haircut"?

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

my favorite uncle is coming!

tomorrow if all goes right Uncle Paul will take me for a jaunt around the block...

heaven on a june day!

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

i'll walk in the rain. i don't care

auntie B finally took me for a walk today. it started raining about 1.5 minutes into the walk and she tried to turn around, but i was not having any of that.. i ran my furry little legs off down the street, i was sprinting the whole walk. god it's good to get outside.

i came across this fierce looking siamese cat on the walk home, i started running after her, and she stopped and started inching closer to me. she wasn't even scared. well, auntie B stopped to take a picture, and when she let me get close enough that bitch cat swiped at me and had me crying out like a skerd little girl.

cats are bitches.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

pretty pretty princess

i'm goingt o be a pretty pretty princess for halloween this year. i got my outfit today at target. they had my size, extra small..

you wait, i'll be so cute you'll be jealous.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

one walk in a week

auntie B has been so lazy. i've gotten 1 walk in the last week. next time she turns her back, i'm going to go into that bathroom and tear that shit up!

Sunday, August 30, 2009

tiring day at green lakes.

auntie B, KW and i went to green lakes to watch JM run 60+ miles. we saw him on the trail around the big lake twice. he didn't even look tired. i was the center of attention all day though, many people stopped to pet my wet fur. i jumped up on everyone with my dirty, dirty muddy paws. i also scared off all the other dogs that were threatening to take attention away from me.

i dipped my paws in the water a couple of times, it was rather warm.

i'm pooped now..

Sunday, August 9, 2009

neighborhood watch

i think that i need to meet with the other neighbors and round up some more people to help me out with the neighborhood watch.. it's a big job, and i'm doing my part, but we need everyone to have their eyes peeled.

Friday, August 7, 2009

finally, i'm legal..

today auntie B took me to the vet for my 2nd lyme disease booster. i was sooo skerd! more skerd than when there are thunderstorms. i cried.

after i was poked with a needle, auntie B drove me down to city hall and registered me. phew!! now if i get picked up by the police, they won't put me in the pound, and then kill me.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

another haircut

yesterday i got another haircut. this time, it's even more badass. :)

people in the neighborhood are all commenting on it.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

drs appointment

today grammy took me to the dr. i haven't been in over a year. i peed on the floor three times in the waiting room and once again in the exam room. grammy tried to talk the dr out of giving me shots for heartworm and lyme disease, but the good dr insisted. i lose half a pound, now i'm back to what i weighed in high school, 6.5 lbs. i'm looking good!!

Sunday, July 12, 2009

digging a hole to china

sometimes auntie B doesn't give me her undivided attention, so when she is not looking i try to dig my way to china, via her bathroom rug. my nails are so sharp and i am so persistent that all the red fibers pull out of the rug and get all over the bathroom and hallway.

i got her 3 times last week.

that will teach auntie B to spend her whole evening on her computer.

Monday, July 6, 2009

tuckered out

this weekend my mom and dad came to visit me.. and they brought my replacement..

it was actually kind of nice, because she drops almost all of her food, so i got all kinds of treats.

the fireworks have been scaring me.. i follow auntie B to every different room when she is home.

she's walked me 2 days in a row now, and i'm feeling it!

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

i am so afraid

I'm skerrd of the thunder. i had nightmares last night.. i was barking in my sleep.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

the weedwacker, my new enemy

auntie B weed wacked the lawn tonight, and i tried to scare the weedwacker with my barking and trying to eat it. some day i will get it.

it was my birthday this past weekend. everyone forgot. i turned eight and noone cared. maybe they are trying to surprise me with a surprise party.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

home sweet home

i'm back at my mommys house in PA.. it's just like i remember here in the corner. mommy and daddy are teaching me how to be a good dog, like murph and linny.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

4:30 am

i'm finding myself awake at 4:30am lately... auntie B doesn't wake up until 7 usually, so i have bark loud and long to get her attention.. but it always works.. this morning auntie B stumbled out into the living room and let me out of my cage. i think i heard her murmur something about kicking me in my furry face. i ran into her room and she let me sleep in bed with her till morning...

maybe i'll try this little trick again.

Monday, June 8, 2009

missing my new friends

this weekend auntie B had some guests over for the weekend. i really liked them. they loved to dote on me. they will be missed. :(

Saturday, May 30, 2009


today i went to grammy and grampas while auntie B went shopping.. i was outside talking to their neighbors and some little kids came by and called me a squirrel! uh. how rude.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

travel weekend.. again...

i am starting to think that auntie B is trying to get rid of me.. last night i spied her packing her suitcase again, so i didn't leave her side.. letting her know i am on to her.. last weekend i went to grammy and grampys, and they made me sleep on my leash the whole weekend. this weekend i will spend time between KMs house, and grammys.. at least there will be some spice...

Friday, May 1, 2009

retreat weekend.

auntie B is going away this weekend, so i get to go on a bit of a retreat to grammy and grampy's house. i love going there because they give in to my begging and i get all kinds of good food.

this past week when i was outside for my morning fresh air an unleashed strange dog wandered into my driveway.. i would have torn him apart if auntie B hadn't pulled me inside. i want another shot at that trespasser.. i need to be more vigilant about marking my territory.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

work work work, all day long.

well, i attended my first meeting the other day.. it was brutal.. i scratched at the door, whined, jumped on everyones lap.. i am not cut out for the corporate world. i could never sit behind a desk all day!

i did manage to escape at one point and run through the newsroom.. i was determined to get on camera..

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

new necklace

auntie B bought me a new necklace this weekend, and another bed, and another water bowl. she is making me stay in the basement while she is away at work.. i am still refusing to go to the bathroom on her potty pad. this morning i twisted that thing up in a big twisty mess.

we took a walk today even though it was snowing a little. i was glad, i love walking.

Thursday, April 2, 2009


it's been so long since i've posted, a lot has changed... i can't seem to resist peeing in the hallway during the day while auntie B is at work, so this morning she barricaded me up in the kitchen. i was able to hold it though, i refuse to go on those papers.. i'll show her.

yesterday auntie b and batman hung a huge shelf above my couch and this evening i saw a wooden man with a thorny crown in the shelf. i don't like the looks of him. i let him know i am on to him.

last weekend auntie b took me back to PA.. i was happy to see my mommy, but i was not happy to see that pain in the ass linus. she was all up in my shit from the moment i arrived. i tried telling her not to F with me, i was not in the mood, but that stupid dog just doesn't get it. i had to hide in the living room most of the time to avoid her. here's a pic of us in a crib.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

being boarded

tomorrow auntie B says i'm going to the "boarder". i don't know what that means but i bet it will fun. i wish i could go with her wherever she is going, but auntie B says its rude to bring me to someone elses house.

i don't know if this boarder will have internet access, so you might not hear from me till she gets back.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

long weekend.

this weekend seemed very long.. i went for a semi long walk on saturday, followed by a road trip to cayuga.. i met a few shi-tzus there, i nosed around in their food, drank their water, jumped on their furniture, made myself at home in their owners laps.. it was all around a good trip. i also checked out some new woods.. there were squirrels a plenty there. good times.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

hungry hungry hippo

yesterday auntie B forgot to feed me, but she did take me for a walk today even though it was raining.. i met a neighborhood floozy that was off her leash just running around loose. i told her what i thought of her and told her to that i was the boss, even if i am on a leash. i'm sure i'll see her around...

Sunday, March 8, 2009

running errands.

this weekend auntie b and i ran some errands and i saw my cousin fatty mcgee and ate some of her food. we also went on two walks... it was a great weekend.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

finally, a walk!

i think auntie B was going to try to shrug off my walk again yesterday... i had to get her attention and DEMAND a walk. she kept saying that the reason she didn't walk me was it was too cold out.. but i have fur baby!

after my walk i was feeling a little squirrel-ly so i played a little fetch with the dingo.. i must have chased that bone down 8 times. then i got bored with that and took the rest of the night off..

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

my most favorite room

there is one room in this house that allures me..

i am not really sure what goes on in there, but everytime auntie B goes into the room with the wood siding on all the walls i stop what i am doing and run in there after her.. i try to jump on her lap to get a better look around, but she never picks me up even though i claw at her knees.... i'm going to get to the bottom of this... in the meantime i will keep diligently trying to cripple auntie B with my scratching.

Monday, March 2, 2009

my new address.

well, i've been at my new home (auntie B's house) for a little over a week. it's been very nice here. i have my choice of sitting spaces, i prefer to sit on the sleeper sofa on my lambs wool pad. i am also loving the run auntie B made me in her backyard... i can chat with at least 5 different neighbors in the backyard.

last night i caught a mouse.. it was frozen and half dead and had wandered into my driveway.. i had it cornered next to the house. i would have eaten it for a snack if auntie B hadn't pulled me away.. it had crawled off by the next time i went outside.

last night i got a bath.. now i smell like coconuts.

more later.. in the meantime, you can send correspondence to me here.